What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

haha black people :D

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

A American seeking into mexico

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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