In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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