- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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