Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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