- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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