- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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