- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Where's my tractor?

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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