- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Knock knock. Its open.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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