- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Fat? Jesse Z

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What do you call a black man? Rob

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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