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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

123 f*ck off

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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