What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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