- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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