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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

knock knock Goodbye

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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