- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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