Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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