Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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