WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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