Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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