Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Anti Joke

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