What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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