You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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