- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

So a bar walks into a man...

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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