- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

salad days!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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