- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Your mom is so old she died

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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