- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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