What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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