Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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