A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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A whole 'nother.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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