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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

time to spruce up!

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

pobody's nerfect

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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