- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

9/11 my birthday

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Knock Knock Who's there

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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