- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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