A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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