- Anti Joke

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch