- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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