- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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