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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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