I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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