- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Phew... it's gone.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

womens rights.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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