why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Canadians

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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