- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Whats funny? Your face.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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