- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

I have cancer. And you're next.

You know what's funny? Rape

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