How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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