- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

what do you call a black chef glendon

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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