- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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