How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

knock knock who's there ?

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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