- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

9/11 my birthday

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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