why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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