2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call white trash Garbage

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

like most people my age. im 27

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...