- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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