There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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time to spruce up!

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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