There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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