Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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drugs.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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bangers and mash?

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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