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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

knock knock who's there? your destiny