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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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