How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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this website is a bad joke

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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