a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Knock knock... Home invasion

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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