How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Small Penis.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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WNBA

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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