What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

My spelling is horrible

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

why dont they make black forks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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