What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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knock,knock you suck

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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