What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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A van drives into a car.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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