- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??