Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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