- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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