- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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