- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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