- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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