- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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