Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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