- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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