- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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