The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

jd and zach loves vigina

How did the black person die? Of old age

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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