- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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