Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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