What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Pain Olympics.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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