Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Donald Trump

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Yes

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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