- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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