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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

A van drives into a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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