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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

guess what? bannanas

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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