- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What's blue? The sky.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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