- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Drew Knowles is gay

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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