- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Drew Knowles is gay

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why can't february march Because april may

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What hurts like hell? HELL

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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