- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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