- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

kennah campion when she talks

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

knock knock who's there? your destiny

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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